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Saturday, December 11th, 2004
4:14 pm
I've been watching the America's Next Top Model marathon all day, and its great!

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Friday, December 10th, 2004
3:33 am
Yes! It's almost Christmas!

I was watching Ripley's believe it or not and I now know what my favorite show is.
I saw an episode recently and they had a couple really funny things on it. One of the freaks on it was a man who ate scorpions, when asked why he ate them he said "Revenge, and its mostly a habit - I can't stop." Another thing on the show was a huge cat that weighed at least 70 pounds, and it swims!
I love that show...

current mood: refreshed

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Sunday, July 25th, 2004
2:34 pm
Today when I was washing my face I came across some plants growing out of my sink. I looked at the plants for a pretty long time before I found out what they were. I think the plant is a watermelon vine. I remember eating a lot of watermelon a couple months ago, I don't know why I put the seeds in the sink because I haven't ever put the seeds in the sink before. I don't know what will happen with the crazy watermelon vine...but I know something extremely funny will come out of this.

current mood: guilty

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Monday, July 19th, 2004
6:48 pm


I am Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!

Which Aqua Teen Hunger Force character are you??

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Thursday, June 24th, 2004
10:08 am
Today was the best day of the summer!
I woke up early and watched Jerry Springer, then I went to go watch Star Wars: The Empire Strikes back and as I turn on the TV I hear Queen singing the Highlander theme! I was so excited I had to take a piss! If I didn't watch Ren & Stimpy last night I would have never known that Highlander comes on at this time!

current mood: excited

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Saturday, June 12th, 2004
7:18 pm
I'm sick of showering! I want to be a smelly old man.

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Saturday, June 5th, 2004
6:00 pm
Today I got in trouble for saying Jesus. I didn't say his name in vain, I just said Jesus. Are you allowed to say Jesus? As a catholic is it bad to say the name Jesus? Do you go to hell? I kicked a piece of shit! I kicked it and said "Jesus." not in a bad way. Previous to my shit kicking I stepped in puke...ANYONE WOULD HAVE SAID JESUS!!

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Monday, May 31st, 2004
4:25 pm
I'm going to 69th street to see if I can get Contra: Shattered Soldier. Final Fantasy can suck my balls, Contra is my new favorite game.

current mood: excited

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Friday, May 28th, 2004
10:47 am
I just realized that Final Fantasy: Origins in the biggest waste of my money! Final Fantasy 1 is a giant piece of bullshit! Final Fantasy 2 is an even bigger piece of bullshit! At the end of Final Fantasy 2 (if you even make it that far) your stats go down rather than going up. Fuck my curiosity! I only wanted to waste my money on this game because of Wonderswan's great graphics. Fuck Final Fantasy! The last games I bought were all Final Fantasies, and they all can suck my hairy balls.


I also realized that squaresoft never made Final Fantasy 3 for PSone. They made 1 & 2, Chrono Trigger & 4, 5 & 6. Why didn't they make 3 & 4 together? Three must have really sucked balls.

current mood: pissed off

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Sunday, May 23rd, 2004
6:51 pm
Today I prayed for the second time in my life. The first time I prayed I found 5 dollars so I figured it wouldn't hurt to pray again...I could really use 50 bucks. At the end before I said amen I blurted "AND I LOVE YOUR MOVIE!" I'm not sure why...

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Thursday, May 20th, 2004
10:16 pm
Today I saw Patch Adams...

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Friday, May 14th, 2004
9:01 pm
Y'all skeet skeet motherfuckers!

Y'all skeet skeet god damn!

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Thursday, May 13th, 2004
10:53 pm
Today my dog attacked the cat and cornered it in the window. My grandmother tried to get it out and it got her right in the vain!




It was the funniest thing I ever saw.

current mood: amused

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12:54 am
Today I gave 45 cents to a homeless man with body odor .

current mood: jubilant

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Saturday, May 8th, 2004
1:39 am
You have just entered room "blahblahblah."
iTz mE JIHYE x3: hulkamaniac..
iTz mE JIHYE x3: wow... -_-;
Be A Hulkamaniac: Word up.
iTz mE JIHYE x3: where r u from? O_O?
iTz mE JIHYE x3: word up?
iTz mE JIHYE x3: wow
Be A Hulkamaniac: New York!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Be A Hulkamaniac: 2FUCKING!!
Be A Hulkamaniac: vfweg[
Be A Hulkamaniac: ohgjh
Be A Hulkamaniac: ;gljtye
Be A Hulkamaniac: 'ujyikl.[
Be A Hulkamaniac: ou
Be A Hulkamaniac: YEAH!!
iTz mE JIHYE x3: uhhhhh
iTz mE JIHYE x3: john who is this?
iTz mE JIHYE x3: -_-
Be A Hulkamaniac: YEAH JOHN! FUCKING!!
TheAsianCleric: Huh?
Be A Hulkamaniac: YEAH!!
Be A Hulkamaniac: NEW YORK, BITCH!
Be A Hulkamaniac: YEAH!
iTz mE JIHYE x3: i wanna live in new york
iTz mE JIHYE x3: O_O
Be A Hulkamaniac: Sorry.
Be A Hulkamaniac: I had to let that out.
TheAsianCleric: ...
iTz mE JIHYE x3: ur funny xD
TheAsianCleric: Who the hell is it?
iTz mE JIHYE x3: ........
iTz mE JIHYE x3: i dunno
iTz mE JIHYE x3: did u invite him?
TheAsianCleric: No
TheAsianCleric: I was AFK
iTz mE JIHYE x3: uhhhhhhhh
iTz mE JIHYE x3: wow
iTz mE JIHYE x3: hey who r u?
iTz mE JIHYE x3: how did u get in here?
Be A Hulkamaniac: It's "The Great Magee".
iTz mE JIHYE x3: uh huh
iTz mE JIHYE x3: seriously
iTz mE JIHYE x3: who r u
iTz mE JIHYE x3: -_-


TheAsianCleric: ...
Be A Hulkamaniac: Streets of Rage is the best game ever.
Be A Hulkamaniac: Right?
Be A Hulkamaniac: Damn, its good...
TheAsianCleric: Okay, seriously, who is this gay bastard?
Be A Hulkamaniac: Gay!? Why do I have to be gay!?
Be A Hulkamaniac: BITCH!
Be A Hulkamaniac: FUCK!
Be A Hulkamaniac: What's your beef!?
iTz mE JIHYE x3: uhhhh
iTz mE JIHYE x3: i think he has anger management issue
Be A Hulkamaniac: I'm just fucking with ya.
TheAsianCleric: What a monkey
Be A Hulkamaniac: You calling me a nigger!?
Be A Hulkamaniac: Huh!?
TheAsianCleric: Weirdo with no life and personality issues
TheAsianCleric: Great great...
iTz mE JIHYE x3: i think new york has its way to speak O_O
TheAsianCleric: Yeah
TheAsianCleric: Mayhaps so
Be A Hulkamaniac: New York?
Be A Hulkamaniac: I don't fucking live in New York.
iTz mE JIHYE x3: wtf -_-
Be A Hulkamaniac: Who the fuck said anything about New York?
iTz mE JIHYE x3: YOU.
Be A Hulkamaniac: Me!?
iTz mE JIHYE x3: YES YOU.
Be A Hulkamaniac: You calling me a nigger!?
TheAsianCleric: You sure ask for a fight like one
iTz mE JIHYE x3: lol
iTz mE JIHYE x3: seriously O_O..
iTz mE JIHYE x3: fighting is bad
iTz mE JIHYE x3: well
iTz mE JIHYE x3: fun sometimes
Be A Hulkamaniac: What the fuck did you just say to me!?
iTz mE JIHYE x3: but i think its supposed to be bad
iTz mE JIHYE x3: calm down -_-
iTz mE JIHYE x3: i can cuss if i want to
iTz mE JIHYE x3: but i wanna be nice to u stranger
TheAsianCleric: I'm not cussing... yet...
Be A Hulkamaniac: You saying that niggas fight a lot!?
iTz mE JIHYE x3: r u saying that ur black?
Be A Hulkamaniac: You saying that I'm saying that I am black!?
Be A Hulkamaniac: Oh...fuck you guys!
Be A Hulkamaniac: Just kidding!
Be A Hulkamaniac: :-)
iTz mE JIHYE x3: uhhhhh....
iTz mE JIHYE x3: okay lets get to know who u r
iTz mE JIHYE x3: where r u from?
iTz mE JIHYE x3: as in, where r u right now
Be A Hulkamaniac: I'm not in any way, shape, or form, involved in any niggerdom!
TheAsianCleric: ...
iTz mE JIHYE x3: okay
iTz mE JIHYE x3: do u hack?
iTz mE JIHYE x3: how did u end up getting here?
Be A Hulkamaniac: Hack?
iTz mE JIHYE x3: how did u come here
iTz mE JIHYE x3: none of us invited u
iTz mE JIHYE x3: and u came outta.. nowhere
Be A Hulkamaniac: Apparently you invited me!
Be A Hulkamaniac: Did you?
iTz mE JIHYE x3: ur not on my list
iTz mE JIHYE x3: and according to my aim privacy setting'


iTz mE JIHYE x3: if ur not on my list i cant talk to u or u cant talk to me
iTz mE JIHYE x3: therefore i cant invite u silly
iTz mE JIHYE x3: and john obviously doesnt know who u r
iTz mE JIHYE x3: and i dont think u know who ur either
iTz mE JIHYE x3: cuz u cant tell me who u r
Be A Hulkamaniac: Yeah he does!
iTz mE JIHYE x3: and thats really sad
Be A Hulkamaniac: We're old buddies!
iTz mE JIHYE x3: uhhhhhh..
TheAsianCleric: WTF mate?!
Be A Hulkamaniac: We were stationed in Iraq together!
Be A Hulkamaniac: Right?
TheAsianCleric: I don't recognize that name and I don't know anyone stupid enough to talk like that
Be A Hulkamaniac: Before then I didn't know the mate.
Be A Hulkamaniac: Wait...
Be A Hulkamaniac: You calling me a stupid nigger!
Be A Hulkamaniac: ?
Be A Hulkamaniac: Huh?
Be A Hulkamaniac: You guys....
iTz mE JIHYE x3: ...do u think everyones calling u a nigger?
iTz mE JIHYE x3: or do u have a reading comprehension problem
Be A Hulkamaniac: You guys have just been punk'd!
Be A Hulkamaniac: Haha!
iTz mE JIHYE x3: okay u know what
Be A Hulkamaniac: We're doing a new Internet-punking!
iTz mE JIHYE x3: who the fuck r u
iTz mE JIHYE x3: what the fuck r u doing here
Be A Hulkamaniac: Haha!
iTz mE JIHYE x3: r u a fucking psycho
iTz mE JIHYE x3: cuz ur being a fucking retard here
iTz mE JIHYE x3: one with idiotic brain
Be A Hulkamaniac: What's your beef with the retards?
iTz mE JIHYE x3: get the hell outta here if ud ont know who we r
iTz mE JIHYE x3: shit where the hell did u come from
iTz mE JIHYE x3: fucking invading other chat rooms
iTz mE JIHYE x3: fucking get a life fucking motherfucker
Be A Hulkamaniac: Its hurting your brain.
iTz mE JIHYE x3: this isnt fucking funny at all shit
Be A Hulkamaniac: I just hacked into your computer through this host name. See you mouse moving?
iTz mE JIHYE x3: not really
Be A Hulkamaniac: He...heee....hee...
iTz mE JIHYE x3: weirdo -_-
Be A Hulkamaniac: Oh.
iTz mE JIHYE x3: my mouse isnt moving *nod nod*
iTz mE JIHYE x3: its just there
Be A Hulkamaniac: Well it was gonna.
iTz mE JIHYE x3: pointing at this window
iTz mE JIHYE x3: haha yeah right
iTz mE JIHYE x3: stop fucking daydreaming
iTz mE JIHYE x3: wait its 10:25


iTz mE JIHYE x3: hm
iTz mE JIHYE x3: just get lost, yeah?
Be A Hulkamaniac: Yeah?
iTz mE JIHYE x3: cuz ur fucking annoying as hell
Be A Hulkamaniac: Ok.
Be A Hulkamaniac: I'll just be quiet.
Be A Hulkamaniac: See...
Be A Hulkamaniac: ?
iTz mE JIHYE x3: uhh
iTz mE JIHYE x3: no
TheAsianCleric: ...
Be A Hulkamaniac: Continue talking.
iTz mE JIHYE x3: i wanna know who the fuck u r
Be A Hulkamaniac: Just actlike I'm not here.
TheAsianCleric: Whenever I'm AFK, something stupid happens...
iTz mE JIHYE x3: lol
Be A Hulkamaniac: JFK?
iTz mE JIHYE x3: ....okay ur fucking stupid as hell
iTz mE JIHYE x3: so why dont u get the hell outta here
iTz mE JIHYE x3: i think u need a life
Be A Hulkamaniac: ADD?
iTz mE JIHYE x3: afk away from keyboard
iTz mE JIHYE x3: stupid dumbass
iTz mE JIHYE x3: i assume u have no life
iTz mE JIHYE x3: and no one wants to talk to u online
iTz mE JIHYE x3: cuz why else would u not know what afk is?
Be A Hulkamaniac: What if I were to tell you I'm the drummer for the band "Magee and the angry ball sack"?
iTz mE JIHYE x3: i could care less
TheAsianCleric: I'd flick you off constantly
Be A Hulkamaniac: All right.
iTz mE JIHYE x3: lol
TheAsianCleric: What a gay name
iTz mE JIHYE x3: if ur group name was not magee and the angry ball sack
iTz mE JIHYE x3: maybe i would talk to u in a polite way since im interested in drums
iTz mE JIHYE x3: but then i dont wanna believe u
iTz mE JIHYE x3: cuz i dont believe fucking retards
Be A Hulkamaniac: What if I were to tell you I'm the drummer for the band "Magee and the angry penis"?
TheAsianCleric: First off, you'd be stupid to name it that
TheAsianCleric: Second, we'd assume you'd be trying to compensate for something you don't have
Be A Hulkamaniac: First off, you better not tell me how to raise my kids, bitch!
Be A Hulkamaniac: Got it!?


iTz mE JIHYE x3: wow u have kids?
iTz mE JIHYE x3: dang
TheAsianCleric: Third, you're proving how you have gay relationships with the rest of your band members with that kind of a gay ass name
iTz mE JIHYE x3: LOL
Be A Hulkamaniac: I have kids your age.
TheAsianCleric: Well, I feel sorry for your family and friends
Be A Hulkamaniac: You say something about my mom?
TheAsianCleric: Not that you have any friends
iTz mE JIHYE x3: pwned.
TheAsianCleric: I'd be disgraced to have you as a child
Be A Hulkamaniac: You're asian?
TheAsianCleric: No, I'm african
iTz mE JIHYE x3: LOL
Be A Hulkamaniac: I'd be disgraced to have a dick that small.
iTz mE JIHYE x3: hm r u white? O_O?
Be A Hulkamaniac: Oh god.
Be A Hulkamaniac: You guys....!
TheAsianCleric: Now how would you know what I'd have?
Be A Hulkamaniac: I'm just trying to make you have a good day.
TheAsianCleric: Are you some gay stalker like MJ style?
Be A Hulkamaniac: How do you know!?
Be A Hulkamaniac: Do I come off as gay?
TheAsianCleric: Because you claim that you've seen people's dicks and all
iTz mE JIHYE x3: i think hes a retard that ran away from mental institution
TheAsianCleric: Most likely
iTz mE JIHYE x3: one that raped his roommate cuz hes seen ppls dicks
Be A Hulkamaniac: I think you got me confused with your grandma.
iTz mE JIHYE x3: grandma = female ^^
iTz mE JIHYE x3: females cannot be gays
iTz mE JIHYE x3: i also assume ur a dropout too O_O
TheAsianCleric: Sorry fool, but that'd be straighter than you could ever be as wrong as it still would be
Be A Hulkamaniac: ?
Be A Hulkamaniac: Dropout?
iTz mE JIHYE x3: lol hes lost


Be A Hulkamaniac: Do I come off as a dropout?
Be A Hulkamaniac: Paper or plastic!?
Be A Hulkamaniac: haha!
Be A Hulkamaniac: Get it?
iTz mE JIHYE x3: okay he really is a dropout
iTz mE JIHYE x3: hw sad
Be A Hulkamaniac: That was a joke!
iTz mE JIHYE x3: how*
Be A Hulkamaniac: :-)
iTz mE JIHYE x3: dropout and a psycho
iTz mE JIHYE x3: that lives in an imaginary world
Be A Hulkamaniac: Whoa....
TheAsianCleric: You come off as a demented loser who didn't get to graduate from any school and lives in his own little world and has no friends
Be A Hulkamaniac: And who's the crazy one?
iTz mE JIHYE x3: you.
Be A Hulkamaniac: I'm sorry I ruined your day.
Be A Hulkamaniac: I'll see you next week.
Be A Hulkamaniac: Have a good one.

current mood: amused

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Friday, May 7th, 2004
6:40 pm
Yesterday I went to sleep on the trolly and I woke up right as it past my stop. I was so mad and tired! So I asked some old man who reeked of urine for directions. After 30 minutes of wandering I was on the right track! ^_~

current mood: They ain't none.

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Sunday, May 2nd, 2004
5:55 pm
Yesterday I played pool. I played all night until seven AM, It was fun....

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Wednesday, April 28th, 2004
4:29 pm
Today I bought beef jerky instead of lunch, it was the greatest thing since sliced bread. After I purchased my jerky I wanted to take a piss in the creek.

current mood: drained

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Sunday, April 25th, 2004
4:35 am
I was watching some show today and it was talking about the weirdest things. It was talking about the world thousands of years later and how the world would be lava and how people would have to send a probe to earth with a chosen few and have them re-populate the earth. If that happened the world would be nothing but a bunch of family members who fuck each other! I thought incest made people deformed! Either deformed or crazy! Ask the Amish, they have sex with family members all the time!

current mood: curious

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Monday, April 19th, 2004
11:37 pm
I already have a lot of my files back. All I really want is my Danielson Famile, Mr. Bungle, Goblin, and Fantomas MP3's back...

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